| Standings | GP | W | L | T | GF | GA | PTS | GD | WP | QAs |
| Puffins FC | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 74 | 36 | 28 | 38 | 0.900 | |
| Ball Kids | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 56 | 41 | 23 | 15 | 0.700 | |
| Quarterlife Crisis | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 74 | 61 | 22 | 13 | 0.700 | |
| Rayados PDX | 10 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 63 | 74 | 11 | -11 | 0.300 | |
| Tinders | 10 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 50 | 60 | 10 | -10 | 0.300 | |
| Meaty Greens | 10 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 62 | 74 | 9 | -12 | 0.200 | |
| All the World's Untitled | 10 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 46 | 63 | 7 | -17 | 0.200 | |
| Imperial Defense Systems | 10 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 47 | 63 | 4 | -16 | 0.100 |