| Standings | GP | W | L | T | GF | GA | PTS | GD | WP | QAs |
| Old Dudes FC | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 62 | 39 | 24 | 23 | 0.800 | |
| Kicking It Old Skool | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 66 | 49 | 24 | 17 | 0.800 | |
| Man Shitty | 10 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 66 | 50 | 18 | 16 | 0.600 | |
| SDFC | 10 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 52 | 57 | 15 | -5 | 0.500 | |
| Over the Hillenials | 10 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 54 | 65 | 9 | -11 | 0.300 | |
| Heat Dome | 10 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 46 | 86 | 0 | -40 | 0.000 |